Gross National Product

Heh heh heh - I just got my pin in the mail. Man, I am hilarious. Bush is good. Kerry is bad. And Hillary is so ugly! I'm gonna throw up, she's so ugly. Read my button! Hillary is ugly!

I bet you want a button like this too. Well I got mine off the awesome website RepublicanMarket.com. They have a bunch of really hilarious stuff about how President Bush is really awesome and everyone else sucks.

And they got some elegant stuff too. Check this out:

Look like a million bucks for only ten! Half-inch band full of
red, white and blue crystals in the shape of the U.S. Flag. The
ring stretches to fit any finger!

Look like a million bucks for only ten!? Thank you, I will! That's a kick-ass deal and it makes good economic sense (like our President!). Plus the ring is stretchable! Who ever heard of that? Leave it to Republicans to make an awesome piece of jewelry for everyone. Even fatties!

But for sure the most awesome thing they have on this should-be award-winning website is this little baby:

Grow your own bush and name him George W. with this
packet of Red Osier Dogwood seeds...makes a great gift.
Please note not returnable after opened, as with all plants
they need tender loving care and WATER.

Oh man! Imagine opening your curtains every day and looking out at your yard where you have a little bush named BUSH! That's awesome. And there's no way any terrorists are gonna come on your property when George W. Bush Bush is standing guard! Mission Accomplished!

You can tell this site also cares about its customers from the little reminder they put here. I can't tell you how many plants I've lost because I loved them so much but forgot to give them WATER! You got a WATER a Commander-In-Leaf!

That was a pun. This website is full of them. Puns and bargains! Like a four-dollar tie! Or playing-cards where all the normal cards are pictures of awesome Republicans but the jokers are pictures of lefty liberals like John Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Those guys really are jokers!

But there are some serious items on this site too, and that's why I really respect it.

Never have truer words been printed on high-quality vinyl.

Rest in peace, cowboy president. Rest in peace.