Nuthing Ta F' Wit

Perusing Dailykos as I do...daily, I came across this post.

Sure, it's just another in a long line of conservative, supposedly Christian men who preach a pretty good sermon while their dicks are secretly buried in mayonaise jar filled with semen and pain killers. But what are the odds that some dude quoted in an AP article about tax cuts, who took advantage of his fifteen minutes to go off about moral values, would get fired for statutory rape the NEXT DAY? It's almost enough to make you believe in God.

JESUS: Hey Dad, what we gonna watch today?

GOD: Hmmm, I don't know, son. Looks like Mike Hintz down there is getting interviewed for sum'n. Let's watch that.

MIKE HINTZ: Where we are in this world, with not just the war on terror, but with the war with our culture that's going on, I think we need a man that is going to be in the White House like President Bush, that's going to stand by what he believes.

GOD: Oh no he din't.

JESUS: Daaaamn.

GOD: No he din't!!

JESUS: That's a cold muthafucka!

GOD: I know he din't jus' say he was fighting a culture war when he's busy screwin' that insecure little fat girl at the church.

JESUS: Chump is fucked up!

GOD: Git your gat, son. We're taking this muthafucka to the ditch.

And it was so.