Red State Proficiency Exam

Instructions: The following is a general proficiency exam designed to test your knowledge of everything you need to know to make it in the real world. Please complete each answer to the best of your God-given ability. When you have completed your test, turn in your paper and pray silently until everyone is finished.

1) LITERATURE
In Hamlet, Shakespeare deals with the theme of "inaction" as a fatal flaw. Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

2) SCIENCE
Evolution is a myth and a fallacy created by atheists who hate your Lord. Why do you agree?

3) GENERAL MATHEMATICS
Jesus leaves Jerusalem for Bethlehem on a donkey at 3:15pm traveling 2mph. Peter leaves the Sea of Galilee for Bethlehem on a mule at 3:20pm traveling 5mph. Who will turn water into wine?

4) LOGIC
JESUS : GOOD :: LIBERAL : __________________

5) PHILOSOPHY
Compare and contrast the writings of Karl Marx with those in the Bible, the inspired and indisputable Word of God.

6) POLITICAL SCIENCE
Give three reasons why God has turned his back on our sinful nation. Do we deserve His loving grace?

7) GEOMETRY
How many right angles are there on the Old Rugged Cross where Christ died for your sins?

8) VOCABULARY
Give 15 names for Jesus other than "Emmanuel." Cite chapter and verse.

9) HISTORY
Most historians do not include the Resurrection of Jesus Christ in the tomes of historical fact. Will they go to hell?

10) HEALTH
Write a short paragraph explaining why premarital sex is wrong and of no interest to you.