C-Moron

In my spare time, I like to read about rappers and rapper gossip. Today I came across this amazing story.

It's a story about this guy.

His name is C-Murder.

But C-Murder is changing his name. He's worried his name unfairly prejudices people against him as he is trying to get parole for gunning down a 16-year-old outside a nightclub.

Money quote: "People hear the name C-Murder and they don't realize that the name simply means that I have seen many murders."

"Yes, and sometimes those murders were committed by me."

So what name is he changing to?

C-Miller

"In addition to the many murders I see on a daily basis, I also see many men who pulverize and crush grain and other coarse substances into smaller particles."

For real.