Semenbiscuit: A Swedish Legend

From The Week this week:

Horsing around: Swedes who have sex with horses should be more gentle, Sweden’s main animal-rights group said this week. Bestiality is legal in Sweden, as long as the animal is not harmed. But a report released this week that looked at more than 200 cases of human-animal sex — 161 involving horses, 18 with dogs, and 17 involving cattle — found that many of the animals had genital injuries. The government commissioned the report last year after veterinarians noted a rise in sexual abuse of animals. The Swedish Animal Welfare Agency said stricter laws were needed to protect animals from harm during sex with humans, although it stopped short of calling for a ban.

I am amazed by the massive number of Swedish people who, when choosing which animal with which to have sexual intercourse, choose horses. It's not even close! Dogs? 18. Fat-ass cattle? 17. Horses? ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-ONE! Or maybe it's just the abusive people who overhwelmingly choose to have sex with stallions.

Which leads me to another question...

How hard do you have to fuck a horse to genitally injure the horse? There's gotta be at least 161 Swedes somewhere who can barely walk.