The Next Phase

I have some good news.

I got this e-mail today and...I just want to say that I am incredibly proud and excited to have finally accomplished this goal.

-----Original Message-----
From: Lesley [mailto:Lewis5@collahuasi.cl]
To: anthrax
Subject: Ship notification : Your Degree

How are you, anthrax?

Give us a call, Your Diploma is ready for delivery.

Later,
Lesley

I don't know who the hell Lesley is, but I'm excited to finally be a high school graduate - and to reclaim my old nickname.

My friend Chris Gethard also has good news, and it's actually REAL.

Chris's book is OUT at Barnes & Noble and other places where books are sold. It's a really cool book about folklore, legends, ghost, and other weird things from the state of New York.

"The absolute perfect book to read while defecating." - Anthony King

BUY IT!