January 22, 2006
Cheers & Cheers
Hey New York!
Here's a really good idea:

STREET URINALS!

Four Stalls, No Waiting
Strangely, I've still seen a lot of men peeing on the street here, a lot more than I've ever seen in NYC. Maybe these urinals are one of those weird sociological backfires where the presence of public urinals actually encourages the idea of public urination rather than curbing it.
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Hey New York!
Here's a really bad idea:

Circle and Stalls, No Waiting
This is real. Seriously. I'm not joking. It's real.
Every time I walk past this theatre, I just can't believe it. It looks like a fake facade out of some Zucker Brothers movie.

Woody Hits The High Note

Scene 3: Diddy's All White Party
When I was in London in 1999, I saw a production of Cat On a Hot Tin Roof starring Brendan Frasier as Brick. But this...if I didn't have to do my show every night, I would totally get blasted and go see this. It has to be hilarious.

"Why am I in a hammock?!"
Posted by Anthony King at January 22, 2006 07:21 AM
I suspect that the number of men you have seen urinating is in direct correlation to the number of INCREDIBLY drunk people that exist at any given moment in London.
When I was there in November I was astounded at how often I would see a well-dressed man (or woman) stumbling around or being held up by some well-meaning friend, often in the middle of the afternoon or early evening.
Drinking is supposedly England's national sport, but one they seem to be fairly mediocre at. Oh, irony!







