February 05, 2006

Senseless Census

I just took one of those lame surveys:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Anthony King
Birthday:June 6, 1975 (the 31st anniversary of D-Day!)
Birthplace:Myrtle Beach, SC (AKA "Tiny Branson")
Current Location:New York City
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Black
Height:6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:I am 1/17 Choctaw Indian...and my people are angry
The Shoes You Wore Today:New Balance sneaks
Your Weakness:Cheese
Your Fears:A Future of No Cheese
Your Perfect Pizza:The Dominos Dominator
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:5-Inch Biceps
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Pope?"
Thoughts First Waking Up:"when the world is puddle-wonderful the queer old baloonman whistles"
Your Best Physical Feature:Eyelashes
Your Bedtime:1am weeknights, 2am weekends, 9pm Jewish holidays
Your Most Missed Memory:Duchess, my first dog (and friend)
Pepsi or Coke:Diet Coke w/Lime
MacDonalds or Burger King:I believe Burger King is the worst-run corporation in America - they are idiots. What the hell is the idea behind that creepy Burker King man?
Single or Group Dates:I don't even know what this is asking.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Canned tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Americano
Do you Smoke:NO
Do you Swear:YES
Do you Sing:All The Time
Do you Shower Daily:I Guess
Have you Been in Love:Sure
Do you want to go to College:Done It
Do you want to get Married:Yeah!
Do you belive in yourself:Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness:Not Really
Do you think you are Attractive:Scale of 1-10? 6.5
Are you a Health Freak:I want to be, but...cheese
Do you get along with your Parents:I only have one left, but yeah, we can dig it
Do you like Thunderstorms:One of my life goals is to see a tornado
Do you play an Instrument:I screw around on piano - but not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:No, I told you, I don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I took some indigestion medicine after some nasty pizza in London
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No, but I rode the escalators at the London Trocadero
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yeah! At Yo Sushi! Conveyor Belt goodness
In the past month have you been on Stage:Only 29 times
In the past month have you been Dumped:I don't think so
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:It's cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nada
Ever been Drunk:These questions are repetitive
Ever been called a Tease:Yeah, but I don't think I deserved it because...nevermind
Ever been Beaten up:I've never been in a fight
Ever Shoplifted:Again with the boring repetition.
How do you want to Die:In a rowboat
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Bearded
What country would you most like to Visit:Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Brown
Favourite Hair Color:Brown
Short or Long Hair:Short (shoulder length)
Height:Who cares?
Weight:Really? I'm supposed to answer this?
Best Clothing Style:Overalls
Number of Drugs I have taken:Um....6
Number of CDs I own:54
Number of Piercings:106
Number of Tattoos:11
Number of things in my Past I Regret:1,612 (These last few questions were LAMETOWN)

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Posted by Anthony King at February 5, 2006 11:27 PM
Comments

Re: Cheese obsession

It's a good read anyway, but perhaps the book "Who Stole My Cheese" would help you track down any cheeseburglars.

Posted by: Z at February 6, 2006 04:52 PM

Sorry, I couldn't read your survey. TJ Hoban has been controlling my mind ever since you posted his picture.

Posted by: Nancy at February 7, 2006 08:07 AM

Anthony, thought you might like this a lot:
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/we_didnt_start_the_fire.php

Posted by: Zach at February 12, 2006 03:16 PM

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