Linds"AA" Lohan

I have been thinking a lot about the news reports that Lindsay Lohan, age 20, recently announced she has been attending AA meetings for a year.

It hurts to know that America's Little Parent Trap needs AA before she's even legally allowed to drink. But - and this may surprise you - Lindsay says her problem is not the clubbing and vagina-flashing. Oh no. She says, "I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home."

But while I often lie restless in my bed worried sick about my sweet, sweet star of "Herbie: Fully Loaded," I can't help but think about the other alcoholics in her AA meetings. Men and women who obviously know Lindsay (and therefore love her!), and so they must suffer having their pictures taken by paparazzi as they leave the meetings each week.

That meeting cannot be very "Anonymous."

So - I checked out the Alcoholics Anonymous website to see what their policies are on anonymity. I was pretty shocked to find out they apparently don't care about the second "A" in their name at all.

This is the picture that greets you on their homepage:

It's gotta be pretty tough to be anonymous when you're the only guy in a wheelchair.