Get On The Bus

I took a trip up to Boston this weekend and decided to skip overpaying Amtrak and try the Limo Liner instead.

Limo Liner is a luxury bus that leaves from the NY Hilton and delivers you to a Sheraton in Framingham, MA that is built to look like a castle.

Which one is a real castle?

The bus is ridiculously nice. Reclining leather seats with plenty of legroom, endless beverages, a turkey wrap and fresh fruit - served by a beautiful, foreign attendant who is always pleasant, even when the stupidly rich twelve year old sitting beside me typing on her very own laptop somehow simultaneously spilled her drink all over the bus and threw her cellphone in the garbage.

Note: I may have a fetish for Russian girls digging through trash bags.

There's wireless internet on the bus (which is accomplished, I think, via magic). And there's a rumor going around that hour three involves Craisins!

Other Limo Liner perks include:

--A screening of the movie "Invincible" (followed by a Q&A with Mark Wahlberg)
--Bowling (free shoe rental in the state of Connecticut)
--Helicopter rides (departing every 15 minutes from the roof of the bus)
--Men's Wearhouse (you're gonna like the way you look)

My only complaint? It's still a bus.