Updating The Lowdown

It's been 65 days since the last time I wrote anything here. But...I've been busy:

--I offended college students in Texas with my cursing.

--I drew a political cartoon depicting George W. Bush looking into an oven at a pie that has exploded all over the inside of the oven. The pie is labeled "Iraq." And Bush is saying, "It just needs a little more time." But then I realized I can't draw, so I just used it as a napkin.

--I picketed with the WGA. (Find out more about why this strike is important at www.unitedhollywood.com)

--I made a delicious chocolate bourbon pecan pie.

--I acted in a parody of NBC's "The Office" imagining the show without WGA writers.

--It did not explode.

--I got addicted to Scrabulous on Facebook.

--Except in my mouth.

--I did an interview with the Salt Lake City Tribune about GUTENBERG!'s current run at the Plan B Theatre in Salt Lake City.

--And I sold a TV show to CBS (co-created by Scott Brown) - which is on hold until this WGA strike ends.

But - it's mostly the addiction to Scrabulous that's been taking up all my time.

JOCK CANE GRATIS!