Creamy Shells

I got a bizarre spam e-mail message the other day that had no text in it at all, just a picture:

That's a picture of Shredder having sex with April O'Neil from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. And I think that pink blob up in the corner might be Shredder's boss, Krang. I have no idea what the pills are.

Anyway, it got me thinking about 7th grade when I used to write a lot of TMNT erotic fan fiction, so I thought I'd post an excerpt...

from Turtles In The Sun

It had already been a long, hot day at the beach and Donatello was tired of throwing the frisbee with Raphael. "I don't want to do this anymore," he said, "Let's wrestle!"

"You always want to wrestle," said Raphael, "And I like it!" The two muscular turtles laughed as they engaged each other, their undershells touching ever so slightly.

"You're gonna get it this time!" Donatello said, wrapping his arm around Raphael's waist. Raphael felt a twinge down below and allowed himself be pinned. "What do I win?" said Donatello. "I think you know," said Raphael.

They kissed, allowing their turtle tongues to intertwine passionately. Little did they know they were being watched.

"This is hot!" said Beebop. "Damn hot!" said Rocksteady. They both already had their animal dongs in their rough hands, pleasuring themselves at the sight of the two mating turtles. "Wait'll we tell Shredder about this!" said Beebop, "But first..."

Beebop lowered his head and took Rocksteady's rock hard member into his snout. "Damn!," snarled Rocksteady, "You really are a wild hog!"

They were being watched as well...by April O'Neil, sexy redheaded reporter for Channel 6 news. She had her camera on, filming the whole hot and sexy scene. "Looks like I may win a Pulitzer," she giggled to herself. "What?" said Splinter, looking up from between her wide-spread legs. "Nothing!" she yelped. "You just keep eating, you dirty, dirty rat!"

It goes on from there, and of course Michelangelo and Leonardo get involved - Michelangelo even uses is nun-chucks.

Not sure why I stopped writing this kind of stuff. I should start it up again. I wish there was a girl in Aqua Teen Hungerforce.