Best Gig Ever

Every comedian secretly wants to be a rock star. This comedian secretly wants to be rock drummer (even though I don't really play the drums that well). Thanks to Charlie Todd and Improv Everywhere, Sunday night I got closer than I could ever dream.

I met Ben Folds and his band AND played drums in front of 3000 people!

Here is the video:

I've been a fan of Ben Folds since BFF first played the Cat's Cradle back in college in Chapel Hill. I have every recording of every one of his songs I've been able to get my hands on, even the pre-BFF stuff, and I've seen him live more times than I can count. So...well, I can't think of anything to say that is not an understatement.

Happy Thanksgiving!

GUTENBERG! Heads Off-Broadway!

Yes - the reporting in today's NY Times and Daily Variety is true. GUTENBERG! THE MUSICAL! is heading Off-Broadway for a six-week run at 59E59.

From Playbill.com:

Comic Musical, Gutenberg!, Will Have Off-Broadway Run Nov. 21-Dec. 31

By Kenneth Jones
November 5, 2006

Gutenberg! The Musical!, the award-winning sensation of the 2006 New York Musical Theatre Festival, will transfer to 59E59 Theaters for a strictly-limited Off-Broadway engagement starting Nov. 21.

The two-actor musical in which hapless musical theatre writers perform their own backers' audition — and spoon-feed the audience the rules and conventions of the musical form — earned howls of laughter earlier this fall at NYMF.

Co-written by Anthony King and Scott Brown (winners of the 2006 NYMF Award for Excellence in Musical Theatre Writing – Book) and starring Broadway veterans Christopher Fitzgerald (Wicked, Amour) and Jeremy Shamos (Reckless, The Rivals), Gutenberg! The Musical! will begin previews on Nov. 21 in the 99-seat space at 59E59 Theaters.

Directed by Obie Award winner Alex Timbers (Hell House, Boozy, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant), Gutenberg! The Musical! will open Dec. 3 and continue to Dec. 31.

According to the producers (including such major Broadway players as Ron Kastner and Terry Allen Kramer), "In the two-man musical spoof, a pair of aspiring playwrights, Bud Davenport [Fitzgerald] and Doug Simon [Shamos], perform a backers' audition for their new project — a great big musical about printing press inventor Johann Gutenberg. They hope that one of the producers in the audience will give them a Broadway contract — fulfilling their ill-advised dreams. With an unending supply of charm, enthusiasm and idiocy, and accompanied by Larry, their pianist, Bud and Doug sing all the songs and play all the parts in their crass historical epic, using only baseball caps to differentiate between the show's 30 characters."

Fitzgerald and Shamos were winners of the 2006 NYMF Award for Outstanding Individual Performances for their work on the show in September.

Gutenberg! The Musical! is presented Off-Broadway by Trevor Brown, Ron Kastner, Terry Allen Kramer and Joseph Smith. Given the producers involved, this engagement would seem to be a blueprint for a larger commercial future for the musical.

The tiny musical was first developed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, an artistic home for writers Brown and King, in 2003. An excerpt of the musical was showcased at the 2005 New York Musical Theatre Festival as part of the NYMF Comedy Series. Gutenberg! The Musical! had its world premiere in a critically acclaimed production at The Jermyn Street Theatre in London in January 2006. The U.S. premiere was presented this past September as part of the 2006 New York Musical Theatre Festival (with Fitzgerald and Shamos). Prior to the U.S. premiere, all previous presentations and productions were devised and performed by the authors, Anthony King and Scott Brown.

The performance schedule for Gutenberg! The Musical! will play Tuesday through Friday at 8:15 PM, Saturday at 4:15 PM and 8:15 PM, and Sunday at 3:15 PM and 7:15 PM.

The week of Nov. 20, there will be no performance on Thanksgiving Day, Thursday, Nov. 23.

The week of Dec. 18, the schedule will be Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 8:15 PM, Friday at 7 PM and 10 PM, Saturday at 4:15 PM and 8:15 PM, and Sunday at 3:15 PM.

The week of Dec. 25, the schedule will be Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 8:15 PM, Friday at 7 PM and 10 PM, Saturday at 4:15 PM and 8:15 PM, and Sunday at 3:15 PM.

Tickets are $35 and are available via www.ticketcentral.com at (212) 279-4200.

Tickets for 59E59 Members are $24.50. For more information about 59E59, please visit www.59e59.org.

For Group Sales (20 percent off for groups of 10 or more) please call Splinter Group Productions at (212) 354-8833.

For more information, visit www.gutenbergthemusical.com .

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Gutenberg! The Musical! is part of an apparent new trend in American musical theatre — the musical about musicals. To varying degrees, Spamalot, The Producers, [title of show], The Musical of Musicals — The Musical! and The Drowsy Chaperone are examples of the form. They are at once self-reflexive spoofs and affectionate love letters.

The Spirit Is Willing, But The Flesh...Is In The Spin Room

This Ted Haggard thing is a pretty juicy story. One of the most influential evangelical pastors in the country getting caught dabbling in gay sex and crystal meth - that's tragedy of Biblical (or at least Shakespearean) proportions.

The spin that he and his handlers came up with this afternoon is smart as far as selling it to other Christians. He denied the gay sex, but of the crystal meth he said:

"I bought it for myself but never used it. I was tempted, but I never used it."

Brilliant! You see - Pastor Haggard was tempted but he never actually sinned. He bought crystal meth more than once, but he didn't do anything with it. He got a massage from a gay prostitute, but he didn't have sex with him. He's in the clear! Afterall, the Bible says:

"Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the Crown of Life, which the LORD hath promised to them that love Him." (James 1:12)

See - Haggard faced the temptation of gay sex and drugs, and now he's sporting a nifty Crown of Life! Good on him! Let's throw a parade!

Of course, the Bible also says this:

"To him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin." (James 4:17)

Uh oh. But hey - maybe, possibly, perhaps, perchance Pastor Haggard didn't know buying crystal meth and paying a gay prostitute for massages/sex was "not good." That's good spin, right?

Well the Bible also says:

"Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit." (Proverbs 26:5)

Man - sometimes a drug-using, homosexual evangelical pastor just can't catch a break.

Blockhead!

   

From wikipedia:

Every autumn Lucy promises to hold a football for Charlie Brown to kick, and every year she pulls it away as he follows through, causing him to fly in the air and land painfully on his back. He was never shown as succeeding to kick the football in the comic strip. When Charlie Brown was ill in the hospital in a 1979 sequence, Lucy promised she would never pull the football away again. She did not pull the football away when Charlie Brown tried to kick it after he got well, but he missed the football and kicked her hand.