Yeah, we all know a botched political joke deserves a peanut parody, but where is your defense mechanism in this satire? A man representing the greater good of society, or a stand up comedian ( like yourself) he is not. Like Loretta Lynn wrote, stand by your man and show the world you love him! Make fun, but do not exclude your point of view! Kerry is a true leader headed down the road of mass destuction!! Use your power!!

You're going to find this hard to believe - but my power is actually "satire without point of view." I know - it seems impossible to even have satire with no point of view since satire cannot exist with out it. But...I am very powerful.

Oh my! Please send me a statue of yourself to pray seven times a day to ! You POWERFUL fuck, you. If there is no message, why create a blog? Oh I know, to fullfill your sick sense of ego trip enlightenment! I thought I understood you Gutenberg, but now I know I am just another illiterate pawn in your so-called chess game of life! It wil probably be another hundred blogs to get a response out of me!

I'm sorry I upset you, Benny. Your statue of me is in the mail.

Oh, Anny, I am spitting nails..patiently waiting.........