I think G.R. from Utah is taking it a little far and I would like to apologize on behalf of all film enthusiasts for his obviously over the top sentiments. But seriously, you should stop commenting during films. It is extremely rude and bothersome to true film fans, such as myself, who are trying to enjoy and analyze the script, acting, camera angles, title cards, and montage sequences. After the film we go to that Starbucks on 13th Street and discuss the narrative concepts and contrast and compare with the cinematic greats: Truffaut, Coppola, Michael Bay, and Jay Roach. If you would like to join us there we would be happy to hear any and all comments you have about the film.
Yours,
a true and nonviolent film fan
R.M.
New York
PS--You mentioned that you may go (bleep) with a cactus. I wouldn't recommend you do this! It sounds dangerous!

"Hundreds of impassioned and humorless people... wrote e-mails to the magazine..."

Really?

HUNDREDS?

Sweet Christ.

People are stupid.